Lusty Goblin Maid Volume 1 Act 1

Scene opens with view of comfy Goblin den, with a sexy goblin in a maid outfit sweeping the tables
Goblin: Hey sweety, come over here for a second, would ya?
Maid: Yes mister! What can I do you for?
Goblin: *Lustful smirk*, a few hours.
Maid: I'm sorry sir?
Goblin: Oh, nothing. I need you to sharpen my stick. I'm going to fight some miners soon and I need my stick all pointy and hard.
Maid: How shall I ever sharpen this spear? It's so...long, and hard. Surely I'll have to soften it first?
Goblin: Just moisten it up a bit with some spit then, it should be good.
Maid: Oh my, it's just so long I doubt I can get it sharp enough.
Goblin: *Content smile*, Ooooh, it's sharp enough, my dear. More than you know.

Lusty Goblin Maid Volume 1 Act 2

Goblin: Dearest maid, I request your... assistance. Maid: Yessir! What do you need?
Goblin: I need you to...clear out my chimney.
Maid: Oh, but it's so deep and cavern-like, how shall I ever reach up there?
Goblin: Just work your sweet, succulent green hands up on in that dark hole of mine and work your way around with that rod.
Maid: Oh alright then sir.
Goblin: Oh wow, you really know your way around here.
Maid: Well obviously, I've spent hours up in this hole of yours.
Goblin: I can tell. Oh wow, I feel a build up about to explode at the tip! Work it harder!
Maid: I'm working it as hard as I can master!
*Eruption of white smoke and dust emerges from top of chimney*
Goblin: You are magic with your hands, I tell you what.

Lusty Goblin Maid Volume 1 Act 1 Scene opens with view of comfy Goblin den, with a sexy goblin in a maid outfit sweeping the tables Goblin: Hey sweety, come over here for a second, would ya? Maid: Yes mister! What can I do you for? Goblin: *Lustful smirk*, a few hours. Maid: I'm sorry sir? Goblin: Oh, nothing. I need you to sharpen my stick. I'm going to fight some miners soon and I need my stick all pointy and hard. Maid: How shall I ever sharpen this spear? It's so...long, and hard. Surely I'll have to soften it first? Goblin: Just moisten it up a bit with some spit then, it should be good. Maid: Oh my, it's just so long I doubt I can get it sharp enough. Goblin: *Content smile*, Ooooh, it's sharp enough, my dear. More than you know. Lusty Goblin Maid Volume 1 Act 2 Goblin: Dearest maid, I request your... assistance. Maid: Yessir! What do you need? Goblin: I need you to...clear out my chimney. Maid: Oh, but it's so deep and cavern-like, how shall I ever reach up there? Goblin: Just work your sweet, succulent green hands up on in that dark hole of mine and work your way around with that rod. Maid: Oh alright then sir. Goblin: Oh wow, you really know your way around here. Maid: Well obviously, I've spent hours up in this hole of yours. Goblin: I can tell. Oh wow, I feel a build up about to explode at the tip! Work it harder! Maid: I'm working it as hard as I can master! *Eruption of white smoke and dust emerges from top of chimney* Goblin: You are magic with your hands, I tell you what.