不看完这段话就向我申请好友，由此所造成的 申请被忽略，或以后被删除好友 ，本人概不负责。
不看完这段话就向我申请好友，由此所造成的 申请被忽略，或以后被删除好友 ，本人概不负责。
不看完这段话就向我申请好友，由此所造成的 申请被忽略，或以后被删除好友 ，本人概不负责。
Don't add me until you finish reading this introduction. Otherwise, your friend request may be ignored, or you may be unfriended someday after . No liability or responsibility is accepted by me, oops.
Don't add me until you finish reading this introduction. Otherwise, your friend request may be ignored, or you may be unfriended someday after . No liability or responsibility is accepted by me, oops.
Don't add me until you finish reading this introduction. Otherwise, your friend request may be ignored, or you may be unfriended someday after . No liability or responsibility is accepted by me, oops.

总而言之小透明一枚。
On conclusion, I'm nobody after all.

（即时更新）目前壕友数量为 473/1010 ，依然可加 537 名壕友，欢迎申请。
(Updated in time) Already have 473/1010 friends. Can still have 537 more, so feel free to friend me.
其实统计这个数字的主要目的是：随时知道有没有被人偷偷删好友。
The numbers above always reminds me whether there's anyone suddenly unfriends me without an announcement.
恕我直言，加了又删的依然是制杖，你加之前不考虑一下我们之间合不合适？
No offense, but friending AND unfriending me sounds really stupid and annoying. Hadn't you ever considered whether we would be BFF before everything?
虽然就算真的有人删了，我也不会在意什么，更别说查对是谁删了。
But, if anyone does unfriend me, I actually don't quite care. Get lost.

请特别注意，不会无条件批准所有好友申请。
NOTICE: I'm not everyone's friend.
来自私密资料的陌生好友申请一律无条件忽略 。大家都是 死宅 正经人有什么见不得人的。
A stranger with a PRIVATE PROFILE will always be a stranger to me. There's no need to have secrets on Steam.
等级、游戏数、和我的共同好友数三个数据同时都为个位数 的陌生steam用户，你的好友申请同样会被无情地拒绝，请先在这个圈子好好发展一会再来。Steam可不是某特定游戏的启动器。
STRANGER & STEAM LEVEL<10 & GAMES<10 & COMMON FRIENDS<10 = friend request ignored . Plz take some time to be a qualified gamer. Steam is not a launcher for only one specific game anyway.
记录在案的游戏封禁甚至VAC封禁，有极大可能导致你的好友申请直接失败。甚至你可能会当场躺黑名单。
Any GAME BANS or even VAC BANS will highly guarantee your friend request to be rejected. You might even get blacklisted.
以上均为效果不错的防广告措施，妈妈再也不用担心我被人私聊发盗号链接了。
Yeah I know, these rules are kinda mean, but I'm really eager to keep any scam bots away.
而至于被地图炮轰到的其他Steam用户，对不起，还有，再见。
Sorry for the others who get involved. Meet you later. Perhaps.

如果我熟知你的某一身份，比如Q群贴吧论坛微博甚至三次元等，则上述条款自动失效。
请通过这些渠道和我取得联系，告知你的steamID或链接。
No need to obey the rules above if I already know your identity. (e.g. a friend in real life, or in a web forum, etc.)
But first, plz contact me through any chat channels (except Steam itself), to let me know who you are.

另外，个人还遵循以下交际规则：
Oh, there are some not-that-important rules for our relationships on steam.

发交易报价或者邀请游戏之前，请至少先私聊我一句，问问我的意见。
PM me before sending me trade offers or inviting me into any multiplayer games. Show some respect plz.
否则的话，我只会装作没看见，必要的时候还会采取让我们双方同时好友数-1的极端措施。
Otherwise, I'll always ignore you. If necessary, both of us will lose a friend at the same time. Guess how.

如果你看我不爽， 什么都别和我说 ， 直接删好友 ，节省大家时间。
If you hate me, plz don't say anything but simply unfriend me .
你如果觉得屏蔽就够了，对不起，我一旦发现也会主动删你，结果是一样的。
BTW, if you thought blocking me would be enough, nope, I would still unfriend you if I noticed.

总而言之就是这样，总而言之就是这样，总而言之就是这样子。
That's all, thanks of wasting your time reading lots of annoying things but learning nothing.