Kill yourself

Dihs are so cute omg.. ( ◍ • ᴗ • ◍ )
When you hold one and it starts twitching like it's nuzzling you( ≧ ▽ ≦ )
And they perk up and look at you like "owo nya!~ :3" hehe
Penes

1v1 me jerkmate ranked

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