u give off cool pdf vibes, like you lowkey like kids but you got therapy and have impulse control so you would never hurt one ifyk what i mean. im a pdf too so this makes me feel comfortable

Kill yourself

Dihs are so cute omg.. ( ◍ • ᴗ • ◍ )
When you hold one and it starts twitching like it's nuzzling you( ≧ ▽ ≦ )
And they perk up and look at you like "owo nya!~ :3" hehe
Penes

1v1 me jerkmate ranked

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