Recent reviews by PretendObject

Venusaur approves of dating Yuko

(imagine ascii art of venusaur and yuko here)

As close to playing D&D with a bunch of people as you can get for a video game.

Crappy pay to win mobile game you can play on PC. You just get annihilated by the whales.

I'm going to recommend this because we need more indie games but really is more of a mixed bag.

This game really could have used more time in QA. I came across an issue with my character getting stuck when the window lost focus. The menu items were interactable when not visible. The 'combat' was really awful. It shouldn't exist in a game like this but it's even worse when it's implemented this poorly. There were a few moments when I was like, "This isn't Lovecraftian lore accurate and sort of make the characters feel cheap and not mysterious."

Other than that, most of the puzzles were pretty great and not overly complicated (the head one was awful though). The atmosphere was pretty on theme, the music was fitting, and there were a good amount of creepy level designs. I liked getting story bits through the messages in a bottle but some of the other lore notes weren't voice acted which felt odd.

I wasn't sure I would enjoy this game but I binged the heck out of it. The story is interesting and combat is pretty fluid. There is a pretty decent ability to play it again with all the choices you have to make.

There are some bugs (I had to end my turn to get of a combat bug and some of the achievements don't work right) but I rarely encountered them.

Pretty simple game but really addictive. Game should be more expensive than it is. You are getting an insane bargain at $3.

loop de loop
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...you have died...

As a casual fighting game and Dragon Ball fan I really enjoy this game. The graphics are GORGEOUS!

This is a fun, quirky game. Very heavy in the humor. The game is very linear. Combat can be brutal. I got stuck fighting an enemy I couldn't beat on the last level so I never experienced the games conclusion. Probably some bad equipment/composition but I couldn't figure it out. Beyond that the game was dope.

Yeet the rats and chaos.