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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:13am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:00am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:54am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:40am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 8:07pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:00am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:59am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 4:00am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 5:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 12:59am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 9:44am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 9:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:39am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 7:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 8:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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