+rep. This guy came to my house the other day. I had never met him before. While at first I didn't mind his unexpected arrival, it quickly became a problem. He started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere. There was not a square inch of my house that wasn't glazed in his sweet forbidden nectar. I don't know where all that ♥♥♥ even came from. It was like a fire hydrant. On the plus side I don't have to buy salt anymore, when I'm cooking and I need it I just give him a quick hand-job and he busts directly into the dish I am cooking.

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥*

+rep based man who happens to be a furry, and gay with an addiction to programmer socks.

-rep I think he's a furry

-rep, has too many +reps

+rep veri coot foxo!