hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story

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+Rep After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then backstabbed. Turns out he was gay. I look forward to our next trade

Plaks a dope ass gaming friend. Played with this guy forever.

Signed: The 1, and ONLY JustUhMazing

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I WAS living a bad life.I ate and pooped non-stop.I stumbled across a Chinese cartoon called hunter x hunter and it changed my life forever.It was so good I sharted the first episode, and sat in my shart until I finished the show.I went to Japan and got a dna test, and it turned out togashi sensei is my farther.This was a relief, since I grew up without a farther, and my mother was abusive and forced my to watch Naruto all day.Me and my father are working on the series as I speak, and it's great.Gon gets his powers,kurpika gets his revenge and commits sucide afterwards,killua eventually takes over the family business,and gon marries hisoka and they have clown kids.THe series ends with gon and hisoka sitting in bed and reminisce about the past when hioska liked gon when he was 12,and gons like"I loved you even then"