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Not Recommended
2.0 hrs last two weeks / 22.8 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 May @ 6:06pm

I wish I could give this game a sideways thumb. It is fun for quite a while, the graphics are beautiful, and the story, while not great, is serviceable. The biggest problem for me is the price. This game is worth $30 at MOST. MAYBE $60 if they included all the DLC and season pass. It gets boring before the story is finished, and possible the most insane thing: they still haven't even added working blood, bulletholes, or footprints. If they added bloodpools, hit feedback for enemies, and bulletholes that last more than half a second, this game would be a 7/10, but as it stands: 5/10 only buy if on SERIOUS sale.




But there IS a cute little crocodile named "Guapo," which means handsome in spanish, which brings the rating up to a reasonable 10/10. Biggest tit I EVER see.
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