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This game is a full blown pump and dump scam. It suckers you in with a nice addictive core gameplay loop. The world is admittedly beautiful. Crafting system is appealing. All of this distracts you from the myriad of bugs, glitches, unpatched exploits, etc. in the beginning.

You put your big boy pants on and level yourself up. It's satisfying. Combat feels generally good. Hitboxes don't work sometimes and projectiles straight sail through targets and do nothing, but that's fine, you say. It's not *every time*. Then you start to level yourself and your crafting. You get to midgame gear. It's a bigger grind that requires loads of resources and special regents that can only be obtained from monuments, but that's cool. No biggie. Gives an excuse to get out and explore more of this gorgeous world. You grit your teeth and spend hours getting ♥♥♥♥ done, and you feel satisfied when you bring in that ding to 100 in your crafting and refining skills. Pretty friggin lit. Then you decide you want to advance your combat level. The story and massively time consuming fetch quests to Narnia don't give enough exp and proper gear gets harder to come by. You brush it off. You figure you'll just grind a dungeon or two for better gear. EXCEPT YOU FRIGGIN CANT. WHY?! Cuz you need a single-use item that takes HOURS OF GRINDING TO MAKE ONE OF!!! WHAT?! TO DO ONE DUNGEON I NEED TO GRIND FOR X HRS. TO DO IT ONCE.

At this point, all those glaring issues you made half-ass excuses for in your head, all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanics you brushed off in hopes of better content in the endgame, all of that comes crashing the hell down on you. Your breaking point may vary, but inevitably most players reach this conclusion. Amazon pump and dump game. Devs don't give a damn and ACTIVELY NERF CRAFTING. THERES NOT EVEN A SWIMMING ANIMATION WTF

Shouldn't be allowed on Steam. Period.

Soccer for nerds. That's it, that's the review.

Beautifully done game with a dev team that's always working hard to make things right and keep them fresh! Psyonix are fantastic and maybe Epic can keep the community growing strong!

Addictive gameplay, the whole game is a meme factory with some of the best gore and fighting mechanics ive ever seen. 420/69, would recommend you play every day.