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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:10am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 3:38am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:29pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:43am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 10:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 10:27am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:44am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 10:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:31pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:45am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:03am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:56am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:02am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:54am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:05am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:45pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 1:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:29pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:53am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:30pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:12am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:44am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:45pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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