Senaste recensioner av Philnemba

I wonder why this game is call "Fingerbones"?

*15 minutes later*

Oh...that's why 😱!!

10 out of 10 early David Szymanski game who later on made Dusk 💜

Imagine S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 but a simplified porn parody version where all you do is collecting metal resources to upgrade your skills to survive in the Zone and simple fetch quests that progresses to unlockable sex scenes.

Also one of the NPCs likes wearing a gas mask during sex so ok 👌😏

NOTE: The review is based on Beta Build 1.5.5a

Imagine Diablo & Phantasy Star Online had a kid but their offspring is into furries & big butts with jiggle physics.

Also male characters can have a big ass too 😈👍

Definitely a massive improvement from the modder's previous HL2 mod "Escape from City 13" but with actual good level design with some interesting random eccentric themes such as levels based on Portal, Counter Strike, Day of Defeat and the Backrooms!? O_O!?

I would definitely recommend giving this mod a try as it only takes about 2 hours or less to beat.

Half-Life 2: Genry's Great Escape From City 13 is a HF2 mod that must be canon to in the Half-Life universe because otherwise why does it have its own Steam page 🤔

Also I'm high from an edible while typing this review so would recommend playing this mod while high on an edible 😶‍🌫️👍

Project Borealis: Prologue is a tech demo of an upcoming Half-Life 2 fan game that's basically Half-Life 2 in Unreal Engine 5.

The devs clearly nailed it with the same movement and gunplay of Half-Life 2 but with absolutely beautiful visuals powered by Unreal Engine 5 however there are some performance issues especially in the outdoor areas to where I'm playing close to 30 fps.

Honestly I would give it try since its very short as it takes about 10 minutes to beat or more if your going for all six achievements.

ISS Simulator is a free walking simulator of the famous International Space Station that can be explored either inside or outside of it. The controls do take some getting use to due to being very wonky and for some reason the inverted camera is on by default :/ (can be easily changed in game settings)

Highly recommend checking it out especially if your a space nerd :)

Imagine Pacman meets the Backrooms but you and your friends(or your enemies) get chased by skeletons in a randomly generated maze filled with items & even gambling machines that may or may not kill you :D

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From the creators of Garten of Banban comes Unplagued which is a procedurally generated coop horror game.

Unfortunately this game feels more like a rushed out half baked early access game than a fully release "1.0" game facing multiply issues and bugs:

- Game launches at less than 720p by default
- multiplayer lobby seems broken and nonfunctional half of the time
- unable to find an active lobby despite the game peaking at over 5k players on day one
- procedurally generated level design is just 2 or 3 samey buildings on different spots on the map
- Monsters "AI" is just simple early 90s shooter pathfinding

Honestly this should've never been released in this low effort state and I have have little to no faith that this game will get any updates besides bug fixes due to the developers track record with their last multiplayer game back in 2021 "Life on a Pizza" which was promise with "UPDATES = MORE CONTENT" which never materialized for that game.

Aeons Echo is primarily a H-Gacha Auto battler game with an art style that's similar to Nikke but with the usual heavy P2W gacha mechanics but also has a dating mini game & a bunch of free unlockable H scenes. Being my first gacha game that I actually sink a lot of time into(only spend 40 bucks on it since its launch on Steam) & despite its subpar gameplay, its actually a fun chill little game with a surprisingly friendly community which it's world chat is highly active during the special guild events which honestly is the main reason why I'm still playing this game.

Also anime boobs ;P