Recent reviews by Philnemba

Crypt of the Serpent King is basically the Temu equivalent of Elder Scrolls Daggerfall or Ultima Underworld and its the most absolute peaked jank dungeon crawler I've ever played in my life!

Only reason why I put some time on this game on & off for several years is because of the fun custom parkour maps from the community otherwise the game was a very mid F2P 2D sandbox game with terribly overpriced microtransaction cosmetics & P2W weapons. The game also had a bit of an identity crises as the devs couldn't decide if there should be PvE RPG elements or not late in the game's life cycle before its unfortunate shutdown.

Terrible Chinese Call of Duty knock off game with awful assist flip looking maps filled with nothing but bots to where I've only encounter maybe two legit players after playing 5 TDM lobbies.

I wonder why this game is call "Fingerbones"?

*15 minutes later*

Oh...that's why 😱!!

10 out of 10 early David Szymanski game who later on made Dusk 💜

Imagine S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 but a simplified porn parody version where all you do is collecting metal resources to upgrade your skills to survive in the Zone and simple fetch quests that progresses to unlockable sex scenes.

Also one of the NPCs likes wearing a gas mask during sex so ok 👌😏

NOTE: The review is based on Beta Build 1.5.5a

Imagine Diablo & Phantasy Star Online had a kid but their offspring is into furries & big butts with jiggle physics.

Also male characters can have a big ass too 😈👍

Definitely a massive improvement from the modder's previous HL2 mod "Escape from City 13" but with actual good level design with some interesting random eccentric themes such as levels based on Portal, Counter Strike, Day of Defeat and the Backrooms!? O_O!?

I would definitely recommend giving this mod a try as it only takes about 2 hours or less to beat.

Half-Life 2: Genry's Great Escape From City 13 is a HF2 mod that must be canon to in the Half-Life universe because otherwise why does it have its own Steam page 🤔

Also I'm high from an edible while typing this review so would recommend playing this mod while high on an edible 😶‍🌫️👍

Project Borealis: Prologue is a tech demo of an upcoming Half-Life 2 fan game that's basically Half-Life 2 in Unreal Engine 5.

The devs clearly nailed it with the same movement and gunplay of Half-Life 2 but with absolutely beautiful visuals powered by Unreal Engine 5 however there are some performance issues especially in the outdoor areas to where I'm playing close to 30 fps.

Honestly I would give it try since its very short as it takes about 10 minutes to beat or more if your going for all six achievements.

ISS Simulator is a free walking simulator of the famous International Space Station that can be explored either inside or outside of it. The controls do take some getting use to due to being very wonky and for some reason the inverted camera is on by default :/ (can be easily changed in game settings)

Highly recommend checking it out especially if your a space nerd :)