Recent reviews by babykicker590

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game and it's stupid racist community I hope everyone gets a pipebomb for christmas :)

Easy Game, didn't even need to level up my character.

I'm addicted.

Dark Souls II, oh how much I hated playing this game. I played through the game a whole three times, I mean I had to get all the achievements, but did I hate a good chunk of the experience.

You start off in this tutorial area that is basically just running through to a house and then you can customize your character and name him/her. The first thing before getting there is how clunky the controls are, it's snappy, it's not reactive, you don't like it. (You can fix it using a certain mod though, thank god)

After the tutorial area you find yourself in Majula or the new Firelink Shrine and you ask yourself where the tutorial boss is. Well I have bad news, there is no such thing. Now you have to chose one of the five paths you want to take in order to continue your adventure, although two are not accessible yet.

Each one of these paths gets you through areas with their respective bosses, but oh my are they all boring and easy to beat (except the ganky ones, those are just annoying). The only thing that makes them harder are the iframes.

The iframes on the roll are garbage, they last only for a brief moment and as soon as you land you can get hit. iframes in general are non existant, which is just painful. There are no iframes when pulling on a lever, backstabbing, riposting and even when going through a fog wall. I just want to go to the boss for god's sake.

The last bosses are just pushovers, first you have a gank boss where both enemies have the same speed. Ornstein and Smough were fun, they weren't both fast one had what the other lacked, this isn't it, just a garbage gank boss. Once you're done with that you'll get Nashandra. She will curse your life bar away if you dont beat the floaty balls she summons fast enough and once you're done with that you can just bait her laser attack and attack her while she's busy shooting at the wall or something.

If you killed Vendrick before this you'll have a 4th boss, this one is also just a pushover and honestly annoying. You have to basically wait for him to teleport and once that is done you can now attack him because his fire aura is gone, rince and repeat until dead.

Congrats you completed the game! It didn't feel satisfying and it was annoying. The game has some nice and new gimmicks, but the bad parts just makes one forget about them. Most "hard" bosses are only tough because they are ganks and dont feel satisfying to beat.

2/10 wouldn't recommend, keep your 10€ for something else.

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