*EDITED WITH NEW INFO*


1. Start level
2. Kill about 80 soldiers to get to the last quarter of the level
3. Stand there, as The Brominator, dismembering every motherf*cker in sight with your minigun.
4. Don't notice that installation in the tunnel ceiling.
5. Giant Spinning Saw Blade comes down from the installation and races across the screen, precisely through the middle of where you stand, speeding towards you like a furious spidermokey

1lb of sliced meat/10 - Would get brutally eviscerated again


*EDIT* I switched on this game last night, with my son, (as we usually do), and asked myself, "Hold the Holy Hell on a minute!! What's this I see?"

I'll tell you what I saw......THE MOTHERF*CKING BRODATOR AS A PLAYABLE BRO!! (That's The Predator, for you uninformed Mooks).....Yeah, that's right, I know you're a Mook and me and my Bros are coming for your ass!! You thought it was bad getting swiss-cheesed by a minigun? Wait until you feel the Force of Freedom, courtesy of a radar that detects enemies and fires lasers at them automatically from an invisible Brodator!!!

**EDIT AGAIN** 410 hours played so far.......I'm trying to remember things from my past but am having difficulty recalling them. There's one specific item, I'm sure it's a common occurrence but my mind is failing me at this juncture......Yellow.....No, orange.....or was it red? I remember heat, and a blue surrounding.......and magnifying glasses focusing beams on to unsuspecting and completely expendable insects......What is it called? Come on, brain, don't fail me just yet.......Oh! I think I got it!! For some reason, I have the word "NUS" in my mind!! I think I remember seeing this "NUS" sometime in my distant past but my memory of it is dwindling with every custom level that I play on Broforce...NUS? That doesn't sound right? USN? No,..But I think I'm close....anyway, I think....Maybe......Yes, I think I need to get out more...

.....I sometimes have this urge that compels me to open the curtains, unlock my front door and stumble into the street, to try and benefit from the effects of this seemingly wondrous and immortal yellow deity that is known as UNS.....or is it a mythical object thought to live in the sky?...I'm sure that most people know what I'm talking about.....unless they're gamers or geeks, of course. Like me, all they really know is blowing stuff up, stealing cars, using explicit language, destroying enemies and beating bosses, (also tea-bagging on multiplayer when you get the kill......Yeah, I know, that's old-hat now and is mostly seen as boring by Old School gamers.....but so is drawing on people/shaving somebody's hair/eyebrows off when they've passed out due to too much drink/drugs/furious masturbation, that doesn't mean it's any less funny!!)....all in a minimum of 720p.....Although most of us won't settle for less than 1080p, (goes without saying), which the newer consoles play at, but come on, X-Box/Playstation......Took you long enough to catch up, didn't it? Now you got even more catching up to do since PCs can run at 4K and now utilise G-SYNC, for the most part, anyway

As a whole, we know nothing of these legendary "Daylight Hours". Ask us what Project Reality was and you'd better be prepared for an enthusiastic lecture lasting several hours, in which we drop some major knowledge bombs on you but talking to us about the hours of 4am-3pm (04:00 - 15:00)? You might as well be trying to teach an octopus how to order in some Chinese for a Friday night.......I thought I was emulating the rest of the Human Race correctly 5 weeks ago but the yellow object was white instead and all I felt was a chill as I heard the ravenous, wild dogs that roam these parts dart from shadow to shadow behind me, sometimes stopping to listen to a distant howl from the woods, the padding of their paws getting louder and louder and I can almost smell their fetid breath as they close in......then I feel them circling me in the near mist but can't see into the fog, this is Britain, after all, and everybody knows our fogs are thicker than an elephants spunk-out.........I don't think I'll try to find this thing anymore, I shall wonder no more about this daily happening that I once read gives life to so many creatures and plants on this rock, it seems to be an activity fraught with danger and confusion and can only lead to bad things.......So, instead, I think I'll sit at my computer......Oh, look, Broforce has finished updating.....I wonder what they've added this time? More levels? Updated Workshop items? New enemies? Even more Bros? I think I'm going to find out......*STARTS LOADING BROFORCE*.........I can't remember the name of that phenomenon again.....damn wossname?....Memory!!...and the colour of the subject has now drifted from my recollection, it's like the last 5 minutes of my life have been completely erased from my mind.......But it's OK, I have Broforce......

Now then, Updates......So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so many updates. They're regular, sometimes adding content, sometimes just bug fixes, but they're there, you see them frequently and each one does something, unlike some Early Access games who pretend they're doing some major work on the game but in reality are just updating the font used and fixing the size of the in-game text because the 5 people who do actually play the game are squinting like constipated moles when somebody shines a torch across their garden in the middle of the night. These devs also listen....and I do mean LISTEN.....to what their user-base are saying and they act on it as quickly and as much as they possibly can do. You definitely get a sense of the devs loving this game as much, or maybe even more than, the 98 (that's NINETY-MOTHERF*CKING-EIGHT!!!) percent of users who rated this unfinished game positively, and this shows in the discussions as they're always on there, either making notes of what they might need to change or replying to users who are stuck with a certain aspect of it. Questions like,

"I bought Broforce and it won't run on my PC. I start it, it pops up for a second then closes again. What's the problem?", to which the correct response is,

"Holy Sh*tting f*ckaduck!! We didn't know there were still people running RIVA TNT2 graphics cards!!".

At this juncture, on a semi-serious note, I'd like you, yes YOU, to show me any other Early Access game with a 98% positive rating from 8,000+ reviews, seriously, try and find one.....That's right, you CAN'T!! That alone should tell you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mamma-jamma-in', dog's-b*ll*ck's, bee's-knees, badger's-'nadgers and other funny, rhyming animal body parts chuffin' awesome this game truly is.

*EDITED WITH NEW INFO* 1. Start level 2. Kill about 80 soldiers to get to the last quarter of the level 3. Stand there, as The Brominator, dismembering every motherf*cker in sight with your minigun. 4. Don't notice that installation in the tunnel ceiling. 5. Giant Spinning Saw Blade comes down from the installation and races across the screen, precisely through the middle of where you stand, speeding towards you like a furious spidermokey 1lb of sliced meat/10 - Would get brutally eviscerated again *EDIT* I switched on this game last night, with my son, (as we usually do), and asked myself, "Hold the Holy Hell on a minute!! What's this I see?" I'll tell you what I saw......THE MOTHERF*CKING BRODATOR AS A PLAYABLE BRO!! (That's The Predator, for you uninformed Mooks).....Yeah, that's right, I know you're a Mook and me and my Bros are coming for your ass!! You thought it was bad getting swiss-cheesed by a minigun? Wait until you feel the Force of Freedom, courtesy of a radar that detects enemies and fires lasers at them automatically from an invisible Brodator!!! **EDIT AGAIN** 410 hours played so far.......I'm trying to remember things from my past but am having difficulty recalling them. There's one specific item, I'm sure it's a common occurrence but my mind is failing me at this juncture......Yellow.....No, orange.....or was it red? I remember heat, and a blue surrounding.......and magnifying glasses focusing beams on to unsuspecting and completely expendable insects......What is it called? Come on, brain, don't fail me just yet.......Oh! I think I got it!! For some reason, I have the word "NUS" in my mind!! I think I remember seeing this "NUS" sometime in my distant past but my memory of it is dwindling with every custom level that I play on Broforce...NUS? That doesn't sound right? USN? No,..But I think I'm close....anyway, I think....Maybe......Yes, I think I need to get out more... .....I sometimes have this urge that compels me to open the curtains, unlock my front door and stumble into the street, to try and benefit from the effects of this seemingly wondrous and immortal yellow deity that is known as UNS.....or is it a mythical object thought to live in the sky?...I'm sure that most people know what I'm talking about.....unless they're gamers or geeks, of course. Like me, all they really know is blowing stuff up, stealing cars, using explicit language, destroying enemies and beating bosses, (also tea-bagging on multiplayer when you get the kill......Yeah, I know, that's old-hat now and is mostly seen as boring by Old School gamers.....but so is drawing on people/shaving somebody's hair/eyebrows off when they've passed out due to too much drink/drugs/furious masturbation, that doesn't mean it's any less funny!!)....all in a minimum of 720p.....Although most of us won't settle for less than 1080p, (goes without saying), which the newer consoles play at, but come on, X-Box/Playstation......Took you long enough to catch up, didn't it? Now you got even more catching up to do since PCs can run at 4K and now utilise G-SYNC, for the most part, anyway As a whole, we know nothing of these legendary "Daylight Hours". Ask us what Project Reality was and you'd better be prepared for an enthusiastic lecture lasting several hours, in which we drop some major knowledge bombs on you but talking to us about the hours of 4am-3pm (04:00 - 15:00)? You might as well be trying to teach an octopus how to order in some Chinese for a Friday night.......I thought I was emulating the rest of the Human Race correctly 5 weeks ago but the yellow object was white instead and all I felt was a chill as I heard the ravenous, wild dogs that roam these parts dart from shadow to shadow behind me, sometimes stopping to listen to a distant howl from the woods, the padding of their paws getting louder and louder and I can almost smell their fetid breath as they close in......then I feel them circling me in the near mist but can't see into the fog, this is Britain, after all, and everybody knows our fogs are thicker than an elephants spunk-out.........I don't think I'll try to find this thing anymore, I shall wonder no more about this daily happening that I once read gives life to so many creatures and plants on this rock, it seems to be an activity fraught with danger and confusion and can only lead to bad things.......So, instead, I think I'll sit at my computer......Oh, look, Broforce has finished updating.....I wonder what they've added this time? More levels? Updated Workshop items? New enemies? Even more Bros? I think I'm going to find out......*STARTS LOADING BROFORCE*.........I can't remember the name of that phenomenon again.....damn wossname?....Memory!!...and the colour of the subject has now drifted from my recollection, it's like the last 5 minutes of my life have been completely erased from my mind.......But it's OK, I have Broforce...... Now then, Updates......So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so many updates. They're regular, sometimes adding content, sometimes just bug fixes, but they're there, you see them frequently and each one does something, unlike some Early Access games who pretend they're doing some major work on the game but in reality are just updating the font used and fixing the size of the in-game text because the 5 people who do actually play the game are squinting like constipated moles when somebody shines a torch across their garden in the middle of the night. These devs also listen....and I do mean LISTEN.....to what their user-base are saying and they act on it as quickly and as much as they possibly can do. You definitely get a sense of the devs loving this game as much, or maybe even more than, the 98 (that's NINETY-MOTHERF*CKING-EIGHT!!!) percent of users who rated this unfinished game positively, and this shows in the discussions as they're always on there, either making notes of what they might need to change or replying to users who are stuck with a certain aspect of it. Questions like, "I bought Broforce and it won't run on my PC. I start it, it pops up for a second then closes again. What's the problem?", to which the correct response is, "Holy Sh*tting f*ckaduck!! We didn't know there were still people running RIVA TNT2 graphics cards!!". At this juncture, on a semi-serious note, I'd like you, yes YOU, to show me any other Early Access game with a 98% positive rating from 8,000+ reviews, seriously, try and find one.....That's right, you CAN'T!! That alone should tell you how god-damn, mamma-jamma-in', dog's-b*ll*ck's, bee's-knees, badger's-'nadgers and other funny, rhyming animal body parts chuffin' awesome this game truly is.