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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:12pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:21am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:46am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:57am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:46am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:36am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:19am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 6:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:53am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 7:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 5:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:46am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:02am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:58am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:30am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:11pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:30am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:31am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:31am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:54am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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