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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 682.0 hrs on record
Posted: 26 May, 2024 @ 2:08pm
Updated: 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37am

---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜‘ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜‘ Eargasm
โ˜ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜‘ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜‘ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜‘ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜‘ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Penrolz's Note: After playing on both vanilla and modded servers in the game for 682 hours, I finally started to think that it is a complete waste of time playing it without the help of a clan or at least a teammate because it is super hard. Whether you're playing on community servers with player limits, it still requires a pre-play for at least 500 hours just to actually start learning and playing it. I don't recommend playing unless you are a chad, and if you decide to look around for random teammates, good luck, as if you are planning to be playing on Rustafied servers (one of the official Rust servers), you'll get banned for playing with possible cheating players, even if you didn't know that they were cheating. I think Rust was a better game before the recoil pattern updates, as it was feeling like an actual competitive game back in the day. Also, it would be nice if it supported GNU/Linux too, as it's anti-cheat (Easy Anti-Cheat) already supports it, yet Rust hasn't implemented yet.
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