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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Ding Dong XL should be nominated for The Nobel Prize, a Grammy and a BAFTA Award. If the World Leaders played this game world peace would be achieved the following day.
Posted 9 October, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record
It is not a bad game, Interesting story, very challenging, some fun mechanics. Filled with difficult and interesting choices to make. From what I understand it's somewhat faithful to the tabletop. It doesn't hold your hand much (bag of holding is a must have asap); which I appreciate.

The downside, some mechanics are game breaking, Absurd difficulty spikes and from what I can tell the weapons have very little difference aside from range and how many hand they require. Even if you have a weapon proficiency, you'll still miss 90% of the time apparently. The unexplained mechanics which should be fun to figure out eventually just become overly tedious and after reloading a save after a hard game over.

I can't give the game a recommendation in its current state but after a few more patches and some game balancing this could stand toe-to-toe with classics.
Posted 1 October, 2019.
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1.2 hrs on record
One of the best VR Games I've played to date; looks amazing runs great and genuinely fun. Perfectly feels like a proper RockSteady title. I hope RockSteady makes more VR Games; they're amazing at it.
Posted 26 May, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Cheap cash in port. Not compatible with Rift touch controllers. Zero spacial awareness. Not even worth it at 50% off?
Posted 3 March, 2019.
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10.9 hrs on record
I don't want to say that the gameis bad because it's not. Don't expect Red Dawn the game. This is still Wolfenstein, go through levels with big guns killing everyone in sight. Even if it doesn't make sense; that's what you'll be doing. Fun game, challenging (if not sometimes fustrating) fights.
Posted 19 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
90.8 hrs on record (90.2 hrs at review time)
This is easily one of the THE BEST GAMES I've ever played (probably of all time)

Easily surperior in every way to the first; which is a feat in itself. An amazing story, a world so rich and alive it's hard to believe. You can interact with almost anything. This game is a modern-day NeverWinter Nights, Baldur's Gate or Dragon Age Origin. The fully voiced dialogue (including narration) really brings the story, characters and NPC's to another level. This game fixes a lot of the pitfalls usually seen in an isometric RPG; pathfinding being the biggest improvement. Don't worry about having your companions walk over traps, they'll simply go around. my gratitude to the devs for finally fixing this very annoying trait that's plagued the genre since it's inception. The game can drag at times especially near the end, but the devs make it so every choice no matter how inconsequential is brought up in the end.

The biggest highlight of the game are the main characters each with their own back story and motivations. The interactions put every Bioware game to shame and the story has them interwoven in ways that I'd never though possible. Of the six main character's not all are playable but their stories do get told through various quests and throughout the main campaign.

Do NOT SKIP THIS GAME. This game should be taught in school under how an RPG are supposed to be.

I will come back when the Definitive edition is released and look forward to another 90+ hours.

All hail Septa the Ineffable
Posted 18 August, 2018. Last edited 18 August, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
48.7 hrs on record
This game is not Planescape Torment. If you're looking to recapture that Nostalgia you'll be disappointed. Tides of Numenera is a great game though. The writing, choices, characters and deep story are all what you'd expect from Inxile. If you like Wasteland 2, this is on that level. There isn't much voice acting and the beginning can be slow especially if like me you're unfamilar with the source material.

All criticisms aside there is an amazing game here; performance and controls were never an issue. If you enjoy Strategy CRPG with a deep story and tons of lore, choices and great companions. This game is worth every penny at $45 and a steal at ~<$25

TL:DR Highly Recommended
Posted 16 August, 2017. Last edited 22 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Spent all of 20 mins with the game to realize just how bad the mouse and keyboard controls are. Couldn't get past the horrible controls. For anyone not willing to use a controller don't waste you time.
Posted 19 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.2 hrs on record
By far the darkest game I've ever played. While it could benefit from some more fleshing out of the characters; the writing in this game is exactly on the level you'd expect from Obsidian. layers upon layers of grey and nothing is black and white or wrapped up with a bow..
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
528.6 hrs on record (177.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
When attacking something while riding a raptor (or any fast moving animal) there is a significant amount of rubber banding. Every single server still suffers server lag; official servers being the worst. The FPS drop can be massive depending on the enviroment and rather than fix any of this the Devs took the money we as consumers gave expecting a finished game and instead sold us back a DLC before delivering the original game.

There's an obvious argument of "don't like it don't buy it" except for those who do buy it and have massively overpowered animals that's an advantage over those who didn't buy it.

Hooray for the free market! A true win for capitalism but not so much for the person hoping to play a finished version of Ark.
Posted 7 September, 2016.
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