Recent reviews by Palzo

This game is like my ex girlfriend: a gorgeous blonde hair model, the ultimate bimbo!
Lazy, stupid, boring, pointless, bland. No matter what she tried at the end of the day she was only a bimbo.

Thanks for the pleasure of my eyes, but you were an average woman. I'm not virgin anymore, I'm done with soulless girls...

Since Origins there is only bimbos, please I need to get out of this harem.

Not as good as the first game, especially for the narrative experience.

Miles was really not interesting at all in my opinion, he took too much space and it would be great if he was more a sidekick than a wannabe main character, so I was really not into the scenario for this and because it took big times for the machine to finally work, to busy to ride a bike with some flashback maybe....

Hopefully the gameplay carried everything in his shoulder, if you ignore the parry system and ALL the boring boss battle but I can recognize that playing the big boi was delicious, need a DLC for that, it's criminal to let this concept without continuation.

> Buy the DLC
> Loot a special outfit with sabbac perks on it
> I love sabbac!
> I've already done all the sabbac table

My experience:

Launch the game
Patch it to have unlimited FPS, game going crazy
Patch it to have 60 fps
Game is in a crash loop
Try another file
I can play it!

Some cinematic are skip for no reason
Game is in a crash loop in the second level with 9fps
Unpatch it
Don't work
Patch with something else
It works
Play the game!

Crash loop at the end of the level
Patch it
It works, play the game...

50% of the time crash when a cinematic appear, need to skip them to play the game, wonderful !

Softlocking my ass in a level
Reloading my save
Softlocking again
Reloading my save
Softlocking again
Delete the 60fps patch to solve the glitch
Solved!
I can finally finish the game! It's ok I will play at 30fps if the game want it!
Game is in a crash loop :)

Game uninstalled

It was less than 1hour before the end, I think I saw enough of it, it's a better than game than the first one, however it's boring asf, the gameplay is the same there is no evolution, no additional combo, nothing, the gameplay stay the same from the start to the end.

Nostalgia sucks.

From the very beginning you know It gonna be really really bad, It's an old game you need to download stupid files to patch it, even with that I've deleted the 60fps patch because if you play above 30 fps the game is going crazy.
But without talking about technicals aspects, the fun wasn't here, even for one second, no you can't have fun or your blind because of the nostalgia.
The slow Darth Vader opening sets the tone, boring, clunky, goofy.
I was hoping playing a bad guy, a Sith, not even the plot saved the game, you're just a basic good guy.
Even the music was stupid, using many theme of the franchise for no reason like my spotify playlist in random mode.

You can't even make fun of the game, you can't appreciate the silliness, only frustration.
I've taken many break to calm me down, like I was going crazy, I feel so dumb because I've lost 2 euros and It's too much for that.

Maybe It's for me one of the worst game of all time, I think Wheelman was great next to this one.

I played a katamari game on a ps2 demo disc back in the day I don't even know which one but It was great

Not the same feeling here for this one
Not fun to play, camera and controls are disgusting
looks like a cute game, cutie music, cutie design, cutie artistic direction but the game wants you to feel pain, you can't play with the ball like you want you have time limit, objectives, even If you're doing everything well you need to be better

The game stresses my ass
Please I just want to play with my balls ffs

It is a good game in its foundation but everything is rotten by bugs

This game is like the jawbreaker candy, you're suffering for month to have the gum at the end
so I'm suffering a lot before having some pleasure when following the plot and after that you fall in a disgusting loop before having the pleasure back
I can't get out of this game I need my gum again and again because it's worth it

EDIT: I finished the game, at the end of the day I like a lot of things in this one, but I can't ignore how he's delivering the plot and It's such a shame
If you want to enjoy the game: fasten your seatbelt

I like the funny squirrel and the cutie boy Tyr

Pull up Pull up Pull up Stall warning Stall warning Stall warning Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile Missile