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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:02pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:31am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:27am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:31pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:07am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:54am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 9:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:07am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 5:02pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:06am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:01pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:54am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:55am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 3:57am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 5:13pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:47am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:10am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:59am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:43pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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