buggy messy sloppy game-breaking piece of ♥♥♥♥ game. SAVE your time, energy, sanity and Zimbabwe by staying the ♥♥♥♥ away from this game. The enemies swing in 5 fps like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1990 computer animation and send you soaring through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sky then ♥♥♥♥ you up the ass with whatever spine club these ♥♥♥♥♥ have. Vast improvement from the first game, but I hope you love playing Dark Souls without bonfire simulators, from one of the 500 bugs that will stop you from saving your progress, good luck out there! oh and when a ♥♥♥♥ face deer can just float in the air and glitch through all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blocks in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game including 10 feet walls, damn I should've been born a deer so I could be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ One Punch Man, ♥♥♥♥ this game til they fix these horrid bugs. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of my fish rotting in the winter when it's so cold my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nipples are diamonds but a piece of stray sardine or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ that dumb ♥♥♥♥ Kelvin (what kind of name is that?) gives me rots away in my inventory to stink up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place when it's too cold and Canada-like to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rot in the first place, and oh you can't break ice, for wahetvER REASON THAT IS, ICE IS INVINCIBLE AS WELL!!! PROBABYL A FAR COUSIN FROM THE DEER IN THE GAME. If you aren't on antidepressants this game will make you go on them, the creepy ♥♥♥♥♥ that look like someone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ took the ribs of a steak house's garbage bin and glued them all together then screamed into a tin can to make noises and added into the game. I love getting spawn camped by them and dying to them one shot every time, it's the most immersive and fun part of the game so far, will update this review as i play more! If i can make it that far with the game breaking save bugs ! hehe !

buggy messy sloppy game-breaking piece of shit game. SAVE your time, energy, sanity and Zimbabwe by staying the fuck away from this game. The enemies swing in 5 fps like a fucking 1990 computer animation and send you soaring through the fucking sky then fuck you up the ass with whatever spine club these cunts have. Vast improvement from the first game, but I hope you love playing Dark Souls without bonfire simulators, from one of the 500 bugs that will stop you from saving your progress, good luck out there! oh and when a fuck face deer can just float in the air and glitch through all fucking blocks in this fucking game including 10 feet walls, damn I should've been born a deer so I could be fucking One Punch Man, fuck this game til they fix these horrid bugs. I'm fucking tired of my fish rotting in the winter when it's so cold my fucking nipples are diamonds but a piece of stray sardine or whatever the fuck that dumb fuck Kelvin (what kind of name is that?) gives me rots away in my inventory to stink up the fucking place when it's too cold and Canada-like to fucking rot in the first place, and oh you can't break ice, for wahetvER REASON THAT IS, ICE IS INVINCIBLE AS WELL!!! PROBABYL A FAR COUSIN FROM THE DEER IN THE GAME. If you aren't on antidepressants this game will make you go on them, the creepy fucks that look like someone fucking took the ribs of a steak house's garbage bin and glued them all together then screamed into a tin can to make noises and added into the game. I love getting spawn camped by them and dying to them one shot every time, it's the most immersive and fun part of the game so far, will update this review as i play more! If i can make it that far with the game breaking save bugs ! hehe !