Skinny.Hack's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 11:59am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 9:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 11:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:28am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 11:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 9:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:11am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:43am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:22am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 9:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:17am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 11:59am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:43am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:13am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:50am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:59am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 9:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:08am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:06am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:13pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:08am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:11am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 9:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:52am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:18am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:44am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:15am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:09am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:06am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:57am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:05am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:09am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:02am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:43am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:50am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:43pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:09am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:11am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:58pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:01pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:49am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:40pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:53pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:02am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:11pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:14pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:12pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 3:38pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 12:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:52am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:40pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01pm