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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 3:17am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:10pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:09pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:07am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:18pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:43pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:13pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:10pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:51am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:03pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 7:00pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 6:51pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:10pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:05pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 1:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:45am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:51am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:09am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:10am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:02am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:18pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:18pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:17pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:02pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 7:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:31pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:32pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:04am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 7:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:09pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:51am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:53am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:53am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:16am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:20am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:44pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:07pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:03pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 10:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:14pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:14pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:18pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:57pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:34pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:14pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:11pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:09am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:37pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:49am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:56pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:56pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:32pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:37pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:47pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:38am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:50am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:29pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:10pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:46am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:48am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:24pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:09am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:36pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:24pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:23pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:28pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:22pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:39pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:27am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:25am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:23pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:48am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:25pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:56pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:23pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:23pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:03pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:53am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:33am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:35pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 10:30pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 10:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:08pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:37am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:02am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:32am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:52am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:01am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:18pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:32pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:49am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:23am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:57pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:49pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:26pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:25pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:48pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:10am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:58pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:23pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:16pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:32am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:41pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:01am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:30am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:10pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:54am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:42pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:27pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:02am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:53am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked