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Bonjour! Vive la Résistance ? Nah, Vive la Sieste!
⊙ STATS DE SURRENDER ⊙
• Surrender Count: ∞ (Started at Hastings, 1066. Still going strong.)
• Poverty in France: The poverty rate in France has climbed to 15.4%, the highest recorded since 1996. The median standard of living has stagnated for the general population, while conditions for the most vulnerable have declined over the past decade.
• Homelessness Problem: The number of people experiencing homelessness has consistently increased, reaching 350,000 in 2024. Despite a 2017 promise from President Macron to address the issue, progress has stalled.
• Healthcare workforce conditions: Challenges persist in ensuring a sufficient healthcare workforce, particularly in under-served rural and less affluent areas. Issues include inadequate working conditions, remuneration, and career prospects.
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⠀ PRO TIPS FOR SURVIVING FRENCH ENCOUNTERS [en.wikipedia.org] ⠀
• Never interrupt a midi lunch. It's sacred. (That's why the French lost at Dien Bien Phu, too busy with escargot)
• If you see a mime, DO NOT feed it. They'll trap you in invisible boxes forever.
• Stereotype Check: Yes, the French love existential dread. Sartre said so.
⠀ • Daily Affirmation: "Je suis invincible allergic to effort." ⠀
⠀ • Secret Weapon: The Guillotine Stare . One look, and your ego's headless. ⠀
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ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED

[ ] Won a war
[X] Surrendering