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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked