QuantumKiller

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

GUYS 👦 I 👁 DONT 🚫⛔🙅‍♂️ HAVE ANGER 😡 ISSUES 🙅🏾‍♂️ I 👁 AM JUST A REBEL 🇺🇸 LIKE 💖 JOTARO 🧑🏼 (FROM THE HIT 👊🏼 ANIME 😹 JOJOS ❗😍🥰 BIZZARE ADVENTURE 🔥 PART 🍆 3 🖱) YESTERDAY 🔺 I 👥 PUNCHED 👊😨 MY IPAD 🍎 MINI 👶🍔 SO HARD 😩🍆 I 👁 BROKE 💔 THE CENTER ⭕ OF THE SCREEN 📺 AND MY KNUCKLES 🤛🏼 AND IT LOOKED 👀 LIKE 😄 THE DIOS WORLD 🌎 OPENING 👐, AFTER 2️⃣ I 👥 WOKE 👀 UP ☝ FROM THE SHOCK 😧 I 👥 WAS SO PROUD 😊 OF MYSELF.

just drank bleach like a boss
just came like a boss
just pissed like a beast
just went into beast mode like a feast node
just killed 30 children like a boss
just sharted like a chungus
just sharted in my diaper like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and farted and jizzed and cummed and pissed and sharted and snarted and barted and farted and barted and farted like a gangsta OG
just chomped spicy goodness like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
just chomped estrogen goodness like an anthony
just said bruh like presidential elect joe biden
just watched pewdiepie among us video like a pro
just played roblox like a noob
just shlurped some diarrhea like a gay
just had homosexual intercourse like a straight heterosexual
just beat sans like a mega ♥♥♥♥♥♥
just consumed rat poison like a memer
just set nuclear bomb coordinates to israel like a funko pop collector