I plays good games, and I makes bad games.

For those interested in adding me, please click read more:
Scammers, feel free to add me. I have not, nor will I ever click any link you send me, vote for/join any competitive team, verify my items, promote your site, vote for your workshop items, or trade with someone I do not know. If you're so illiterate as to not understand this, please leave me alone. I don't have the time or energy anymore.

If you're not a scammer or after my items, feel free to say hello, ideally by beginning any conversation with "honk" so I'll know you actually read this far down. I'm always up for making new friends, meeting new people, and getting into stupid fights with strangers. c;

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