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chur

♥♥♥♥ story.
not ♥♥♥♥ gameplay.
10/10 gameplay
0/10 story

Yes and no.
Great senseless fun for a couple hours at a time, but continuously getting stuck in a rolled vehicle sure sticks a pickle up my finkle.

Does my head in after 2 or so hours, but fun while it's fresh.
JC3 felt more rewarding.

Pros: looks good and plays well enough.
Overall performance is a great improvement over JC3, bar a few issues with v-sync from my experience.

Cons: feels boring, but doesn't look it. Just the same thing over and over.

do the dorifto

As much fun as Hard Reset in its own way, way better than any Pain Killer game. Fantastically gory game, and for those with a love for the almighty katana. For all you Eye Cybermancy gamers and Killing Floor zerkers this might be right up your ally, it sure is for me. I love this game, the visuals are fantastic, the gameplay is smooth, fast, relentless and quite tricky when it comes to the large number of secrets hidden throughout the game.
The game has good humour, over the top gore, and personally, I think this game is fantastic on PC. Max out the settings and you're good to go for hours of merciless mouse torture. Shadow Warrior does what it should do, it's an ode to the authentic shooter genre like we've known it from Duke Nukem, Serious Sam or the original Shadow Warrior. This game is fantastic from the beginning, right through 'till the credits begin to roll. I highly recommend this game, it is a must-buy.

Good grief, fantastic game!
I absolutely love this. It's one of the few games I'll start playing, thinking I'll only play for an hour or so, eventually getting tired of it. Hell no! I bought it, downloaded it, and played it expecting to get tired of it after a few hours. I played for about 5 hours, eventually forcing myself to close it. The gameplay is intense, the colours are amazing, the controls are basic. Everything about this game is flawless, I love the ability to index my own iTunes/music library, then have the choice of whether I'd like to play a random song, select an individual song via a list, have Beat Hazard select a game I haven't yet played, or set up my own playlist. It's fantastic. The menus are simple to navigate, you get a choice of whether you'd like to play with a gamepad or mouse/keyboard when you first launch the game. I like this because too often I'll play a game with my 360 controller, only to have a curser hovering around the screen aimlessly.
Fantastic game! Buy Beat Hazard as soon as you get the chance.

Thoroughly enjoyable game, fantastic blood and guts.
If you enjoy a good zombie killer, this is a suitable game for you.

This game is beautiful, but the shading is too much for my PC. The framerate is like a slideshow, if your PC has the guts to run it, this game is well worth a try.

I love playing Killing Floor. It's a game based genuinely on gameplay and the experience, not the graphics quality. Extremely enjoyable, and can be played competitively or just for a boredom-buster!
Playing without crosshairs also makes it extremely enjoyable.
You don't need a kickass rig to run it either, I was playing it every day on an old Compaq with a rock-bottom video card and a mere 1.75GB of RAM. Give it a shot!