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If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.
😩
If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z. _X is work. _Y
is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!
😙
Wings of OS/400:
The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes
that ever flew, and painted "747" on their tails to make them look as if
they are fast. The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need,
though the drinks cost $15 a pop. Stupid questions cost $230 per hour,
unless you have SupportLine, which requires a first class ticket and
membership in the frequent flyer club. Then they cost $500, but your
accounting department can call it overhead.
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"Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry
"I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want." -Bender
😲
Жаркое солнце
Синие-синие волны
И пустынный пляж
Музыка рядом со мною
Ты рядом со мною
И весь этот берег
Наш
Когда я вижу, как ты танцуешь
Малыш, ты меня волнуешь
Когда ты смотришь так серьезно
Малыш, я тебя люблю
Когда ты робко меня целуешь
Малыш, ты меня волнуешь
Но не могу, не могу
Извини, не могу
Песня летит над волнами
Летит как цунами
И корабль на горизонте
Плывет
Что же случилось с нами
То ли случилось с нами
Этот вопрос мне покоя
Не дает