Recent reviews by Noheiro

Fiendsmith makes me want to go to work instead of playing this game

Amazing design decision to let enemies attack as soon as they spawn, as well as causing the next wave of enemies to attack during an enemy's turn even if you kill the last enemy of the other wave with a counter skill

Bro released this game on the same year that SMT Strange Journey did but couldn't code a party member swap functionality so strategies like using the Viking Armor on Matt don't even work at all. Bet EBF4 and 5 are just as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so I'm glad I saved my money

Chaos Modifier makes me want to be hung up by a hook by my balls irl with how killer sided it is

Memory leaks in World Tour, a terrible input system, and a monetization scheme that puts a free game, Fortnite, to shame.

I spent hundreds of Ryo trying to get preferred performer for Ichizu Samurai, 10/10 game.
Also I recommend downloading a mod in order to see the butt slapping at its finest.
All of the combat styles feel really smooth and nice to use, except swordsman at the moment since I figure it requires a lot of investment before it becomes a great style to use compared to something like Wild Dancer for boss fights.

WISH I HAD A BIG BUT HOLE
FORT KNIGHT
AND MANY OTHER CLASSIC MESSAGES

Are what you get for playing this game. Also the typical Soulsborne suffering, but it is quite a fun and good game. I would say only about two bosses are badly designed, one of them not being required whilst the other is. This game is such a blast to play. I was playing it for 16 hours straight once but that might just be because I love the soulsborne series in general and trying to get better and learning the patterns for bosses and whatnot. Also you get pre-marital handholding which is quite lewd, along with being able to hug a woman that sleeps around that gives you STDs.

THANK YOU MIYAZAKI

I bought this game at $60 like a SUCKA and NOW they make the price $20? With no sales at all? That's a yikes from me dawg. Not my thing anyways because it's a slow street fighterescque type of game and I prefer anime fighters. Also they ruined this game with multiple patches over a period of time while making the dlc characters slowly powercreep. Shoutout to the old cool Percival links before they died

A million times better than Melty Blood Type Lumina

My inputs still get eaten 4 years later, 0/10

Amazing game, lots of great twists and a great plot to go along with it.
Ignore those that criticize the humor within the game, as the humor is just a style choice which really helps the atmosphere thrive. It also causes the dark sad parts to impact you that much more.