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-- Goethe
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Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.
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You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
-- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children"
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Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.
-- Herold
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Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.
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No wizard would normally dream of giving a colleague a leg up unless it was in order to catch them on the hop.
(Sourcery)
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1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
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Department chairmen never die, they just lose their faculties.
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If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
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"Does that look like ten per cent to you, Victor?"
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)