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What we do not understand we do not possess.
-- Goethe
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You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
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Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.
-- Herold
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Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.
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Department chairmen never die, they just lose their faculties.
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If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
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-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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