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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,387.2 hrs on record (807.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Jan, 2021 @ 2:40pm
Updated: 26 Jul, 2021 @ 1:04pm

ONE LOBBY ZERO MATCH
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A GAME WITH ONE MATCH LIVE

KEEP IN MIND THAT THE P2P IS KEEPING IT ALIVE
RUSSIANS AREN'T CHEATING JUST LAGGING
AND THAT'S ALL I CAN KNOW

IN A GOOD GAME BALANCE IS KEY
WATCH THE RAPTOR FLY BY AS HE INSTAKILLS YOU WITH FC
LOSE MY ♥♥♥♥ AT THE END OF EVERY DAY
THE PLAYER COUNT JUST TICKS AWAY

IT'S SO UNREAL
LASCANNON SHOTS FROM BELOW
WATCH MY TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO DEINSTALL, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WASTED 800 HOURS CAN'T LET GO
I KEPT PLAYING IT AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
I JUST REINSTALLED

WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY
BE A MEMORY OF THE TIME WHEN I TRIED SO HARD

I GLITCHED SO HARD AND JUMPED SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
HE HEADSHOTTED ME 5 SECONDS AGO
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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103 Comments
[TH] TalonSlav 15 May, 2023 @ 11:03am 
Really?
Kirill_CoH 15 May, 2023 @ 10:47am 
This sсhmuсk can't piss me off a priori. I'm too lazy for that. Why be angry at the poor and sick? :funnycube:
[TH] TalonSlav 15 May, 2023 @ 10:26am 
Given how funny he is when he's butthurt, he doesn't give me much reason to use lube
Kharn0331 14 May, 2023 @ 10:47am 
That was fantastic, and man you made that Kirill guy mad haha!
[TH] TalonSlav 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51am 
Really?
Kirill_CoH 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:25am 
Хуили
[TH] TalonSlav 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am 
Really?
Kirill_CoH 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am 
Something you relaxed. Come on, more actively defесаte your stupid answers.
Move, stuрid croatian slave!
[TH] TalonSlav 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52pm 
Really?
Kirill_CoH 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm 
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