Creator of the mining light + defragmenting hard hat 17% combo™, I play lots of games, usually TF2, Deep Rock Galactic, Guilty Gear Strive, Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, Civilization V and others! If you ever want to play with someone, DM me! :D (If I'm not online, some france stabber sapped my sentry outside home or I have an exam to do. :3)



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My best friends:

FinnyFlippy: BFF

Zef Davenport (Dont Starve god, R.I.P.),
Christopher Negan (heavy and SFM god),
Fofo (chill dude),
Wraith (2edgy4you god),
110David (awesome medic main),
Kitpy (everyting blows up near him, basically).
DannyBoye (Nutty Boye)
Snox (outstanding SFM poster/animator, also made my profile pic :D)
Ludwig (awesomely wholesome :D)
Atnuzj (playing with him is a pleasure that comes only from the heavens.)

I am a youtuber too!🎬
youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnphPQjd8obruDBUKnplzAA

Origin profile: izzatopiN (EA thinks that my name is illegal)

Riot profile: Nipotazzi #8404 UEW

And now some of my favourite quotes:

"The passage of time rids humans of attachment, but is that aging or growth? There is an answer, but what is right and wrong depends on who's talking when and where. I'm an ally and an enemy to everything all at once. I simply go with the flow. You can destroy anything, you can save anything, so long as the flow continues. So yes, there is an answer. But I have no need for conclusions. And right now, neither do you."

- H A P P Y

"I don't care about winning, I'm just here for the pleasure. Not of the fight, but of you. You see? We may discover something that ties you, me and the world together. Your strength, your weaknesses. Your knowledge or ignorance. The burden on your shoulders that pushes you forward. Something truly unique. Any one of these things can be charming or despicable. But so far, I just find you intriguing."

- C H A O S

"This world is a broad, colorful carpet. But if you pull a single thread from beneath your feet and start to unravel it, you realize, in the end, that the carpet's just made of one long thread. That thread's name is necessity. Everything is connected. One may witness an unfathomable sight and call it a miracle, but that's a misnomer. It's all cause and effect. And you should never mistake necessity for fate. Humans have the freedom of choice, but it seems you know that already."

-THE ORIGINAL

"Beyond comprehension, a thing of wonder. Absolutely B❤E❤A❤U❤T❤I❤F❤U❤L.... What do you think about it, Prince?"

"..."
-The King Of All Cosmos and the Prince (Katamari damacy)


"You've done it! It's... wonderful. Amazing! I'm so proud of what you've accomplished, what you've endured. There's no way the people of the Vault can ever thank you enough for what you've done. You've saved all our lives. Who knows, maybe even saved the human race.....That makes the rest of this even harder. Everyone will want to talk to you. Every youngster will look up to you, and want to emulate you. And then what? They'll want to leave. What happens to the Vault if we lose the best of a generation? What if we are the only safe place in the world? You just gave us back all these lives... I can't take the chance of losing them. I've made a lot of tough decisions since I took this position. But none of them harder than this one. You saved us, but you'll kill us. I'm sorry. you are an hero, and you have to leave. Thank you for everything, and good luck."
-Jacoren, the vault 13 overseer.


"You're a looooooong way from France, boy."
-Engie after crushing the skull of a conceited spy main


"Danke schön, na na, Danke schön."
-Medic quietely sayng thanks in german


"*laughs* Bloody hell, you're awful!"
-Sniper dominating another sniper


"Promise me that you are not gonna bleed on my suit and I will kill you quickly."
-Spy vs everybody


"Yea, ragequit! I dare you!"
-Scout breaking the 4th wall


"...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..."
-poor Demo :(


"AHHHH! EVERYTING IS INSANE!!!!"
-Heavy about every halloween ever


"Your white flag does not stop my American bullets!"
- Y E S


"Mhrmmph mh MH! mhmmhp, mh!"
-Pyro explaining the laws of thermodynamics to a beautful unicorn (disembodied head of an enemy)!


"Young lady, I AM Time! The infinite. The enternal. The immeasurable... unless you have a clock."
-Time, Alice Trough The Looking Glass


Braindrain: "identify yourself."
Robo-fortune: "I-AM-MORE-THAN-A-ROBOT.......except, not really. ERROR FOUND, playing off error... DOO DOO DOO DOOT DOO DO DO DODOT..."
BD: "....I guess i have to work on it..."
-skullgirls breaking the 4th wall AND referencing MegaMan ZERO


"...Yare yare daze."
-The anime equivalent of the "oof"


"...Yare yare daze."
-The anime equivalent of the "oof"


"...Yare yare daze."
-The anime equivalent of the "oof"


"...Yare yare daze."
-The anime equivalent of the "oof"


"This.. is the power.. of Gold Experience... Requiem."
-GER

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better. So, there’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes."
-The Doctor


"You don't understand! I'm protecting a planet I was once trying to destroy! I used to follow every order. Every rule. Now I'm a traitor, a rebel! *realization* a Crystal Geeeeemmmm.....!" (spams "clod" button.)
-The only good character in Steven Universe


"I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!"
-You know who it is


"This mama is ready for trauma!"
-Luz Noceda, who definetly wasn't ready for trauma


"Look, kid, everyone wants to believe they are "chosen". But if we all waited around for a prophecy to make us special, we'd die waiting. And that's why you need to choose yourself."
-Eda the Owl Lady/Mom


Sam: "If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, little buddy?"

Max: "Oh, Sam. When I die, I’m taking you with me."

Sam: "I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment."

Max: "I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability."
-The Freelance Police
















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