Our Gaben, who art in heaven, Half-Life be thy Game. Thy SteamBox come. Thy will be done in source, As it is in Steam. Give us this day our daily sales. And forgive us our piracy, As we forgive them that pirate against us. And lead us not into repetition, But deliver us from evil EA. For thine is the kingdom, The power, and the glory, For ever and ever. Halflife 3

Oh RNGesus, who art in the clouds. Hallowed by thy dice. Thy cryptarch come, Thy rolls be done, On Earth as it is in the forums. Give us this day our weekly drops. And forgive us our greed as we forgive those getting exotics they already have. And lead us not into cheesing, but deliver us from glitches, For thine is the cryptarch, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever, until the patch comes out. Amen.

Our father, who Awps in Heaven, hallowed be thy aim, Thy headshot come, thy damage be done, on plat as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily noscope and forgive us our wallbangs, as we forgive those who wallbang against us, and lead us not into n00b kingdom, but deliver us from hackers. For thine is the accuracy, the power, and the $4750 for ever and ever, amen