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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,116.7 hrs on record (1,296.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:13am
Updated: 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:21am

I thought this was frickin fortnite... Then I noticed some things. There is no dang battle bus in this lameo game. There aint no minis. No Chug Jug. No Peely. No Fishsticks. No frickin orange justice. All they got is the lame ramen robot and markiplier mustache emote. I really thought I could enjoy this game but without these things there is no point. I tried getting the battle pass so I could get some skins, but 1. There aint no battle stars to level the dang thing up and 2. All i get is some blue cubes and a ton of golfballs. Honestly, I cant even 200 pump nerds in this. (Trust me, ive tried) Next, the community of this game is so trash sometimes, they keep telling me to lfg, what the frick is that supposed to mean? Large frickin gonads? In fortnite I can just boot up the game and drop in. In this game, i have to wait through the 10 minutes of load screens, 5 minutes of cutscenes and then I have to choose if I play as a skinny emo boy, yoda from star wars, or the thing from the 2005 movie The Fantastic Four. I had some friends that played this game so I decided that maybe I should join them. After them ridiculing me for not understanding what a crucible and gambit is (WTF??!!??) they told me I had to get up to light so i could raid with them... What is this nerd speak? If anyone can explain I would sure like to know. Next thing you know they are pulling me into the Vow of the Glass Crypt or something and I was getting one shot by nerds from across the map. You think after what fortnite learned with the dang Zapotron bungie cord would figure some things out. Next thing you know im facing down "Unstoppable barrier champions" Like, ok, I doubt any of these nerd necks have any crowned vic roys but ok, lets call them frickin champions. Now, after this experience I am no longer friends with these people as I did not pass their "Damage Check" and am being evicted from the apartment I share with them. Lamestiny 2 has ruined my life, relationships, and faith in humanity. I would NOT recommend this game and suggest everyone to play fortnite instead of this no life loser garbage. 0/10 please check out my destiny item manager link guide.
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NinjaJava 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:47am 
BRO THIS GAME IS FORTNITE NOW!
Nyx_Thy_Unloved 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:18pm 
bruhs not wrong
Moss 29 Mar, 2022 @ 7:02am 
This thread brings me great joy and unending sadness at the same time. I offer my congratulations.
🖤VirulentWaif🖤KICK 26 Mar, 2022 @ 6:55am 
Fine I'll play Fortnight then ! Sheesh!
Kargus 25 Mar, 2022 @ 11:51pm 
Humorous