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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:55am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:26am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:14am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:29am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:11am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:14am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:55am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:46am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:14am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:36am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:40am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:54am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:26am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:31am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:58am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:34am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:52am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:23am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:23am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:12am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:58am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:08am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:27am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:27am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 8:57am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 11:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:51am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:58am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 10:40am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:48am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:37am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:50am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:17am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 10:51am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 10:59am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:00am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:18am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:30am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:17am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:16am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 8:57am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:22am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:17am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:41am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:02am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:30am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:53pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:09am



By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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