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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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To err is human, to forgive unusual.
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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
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Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
-- Karyl Roosevelt
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You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
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A feature is nothing more than a bug with seniority.
-- Unknown source
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The average individual's position in any hierarchy is a lot like pulling
a dogsled -- there's no real change of scenery except for the lead dog.
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Pascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty.
-- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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