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78.5 hrs last two weeks / 2,065.2 hrs on record (1,031.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Apr @ 6:12pm

you know, i play this game payday, which has a character called joy, she is basically a goddess. whenever i open the game and see her face, her shinny smile, her sparkly eyes, i feel true happiness, i feel like my life has a goal. i put my finger on the screen and rub her cute little cheeks, and then i kiss her forehead. after i play for like 5 hours because i have no life, i go back to the main screen, go to see joy's soft, god given body and tell her: "good night joy, i love you" and i feel something in my heart. i feel like she understands me. many times i find myself writing fanfictions of me and joy living a domestic life, going to do shopping, cooking together. you know, the normal stuff for a normal person. i hope that in the afterlife i get to reach my goal. joy, i love you. joy, i adore you.
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18 Comments
Electricity bill 1 May @ 6:20pm 
Until she screams about how she needs a medic bag. Fucking annoying
Hooded Doggo 29 Apr @ 9:35pm 
Go outside please
PoliceBrutality 28 Apr @ 7:12am 
also i just read actually some of it and he has the audacity to call himself normal..
PoliceBrutality 28 Apr @ 3:29am 
please be satire
PoliceBrutality 28 Apr @ 3:29am 
bro i really hope this is satire if you actually love a payday 2 character so much you put your finger on the screen and say good night love you you deserve to be put in a mental hospital
parac0rd. 21 Apr @ 2:31pm 
+реп козачку
Що? 20 Apr @ 1:27pm 
Fuckin' hell
SpadeALay ♠ 19 Apr @ 9:10am 
hey partner, aren't you that guy who made the nude mod?
table 18 Apr @ 12:29pm 
you fucking die
Afr0Dit3 16 Apr @ 5:34pm 
My boy is lost in the sauce :steamsad: