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chock-full of insolent pot-bellied cretins lol

Great game other than the fact that I am prompted to manually save. It's the 2020s, we shouldn't need to do this ♥♥♥♥ anymore, particularly in a game that is heavily progress-oriented.

DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME DURING SCHOOL/WORK HOURS! I made the mistake of doing so on the 3rd of October 2023 and have regretted it since. As to why you should not make this terrible mistake pertains to those occupying the servers during these hours - unemployed rotund cretins who bask in the pleasure of their CSGO-oriented lifestyle. It is near impossible to join a game that is not comprised of these sweaty virgins during these hours, so don't bother.

This game is unparalleled. My engagement with this game cannot be described in words, but rather, actions. When Mum had ordered me to get up from my ♥♥♥♥-singed camping chair and to bathe myself I simply refused. Why? This game. It has grasped every former interest of mine and contorted it into a single dopamine-inducing experience of explore planet, fly ship, shoot people, download sex mod and loot ♥♥♥♥. It has been beyond a privilege to have lived in the same period as this game's release. 10/10, would sell my step daughter's organs for Starfield 2 beta access.

Rotting people everywhere.

You'd think this was made for horny peasants who also happen to enjoy chess, well.. you'd be right. Failed NNN on the 12/11/22. Thanks Sex Chess™

I have hurled more racial slurs at undeserving victims in this game than I have had hot meals.

I hit my kids because of this game.

Copious in virgins and jobless cretins alike.