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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 13.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Early Access Review
This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks because you can only build the car after getting Spark plugs and wheels, both of which are on the other side of the map. Also if the boat gets stuck, it is lost FOREVER you can't push it with your body. only way to get the car, half of the games title mind you is to first walk for an hour to Teimos shop and back, build it, while the cars physics ♥♥♥♥ around braking and making bunch of noise and then wonder, why Jonnez Es bike is even a thing, since it barely starts and then instantly starts drifting. Don't buy it, it's just a dumb meme game with no real content.
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3 Comments
timahoo 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am 
it's Dark Souls for Satsuma enthusiasts, you don't suck
HoodDroid 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am 
it only sucks because you suck
Gibbo 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm 
it only sucks because you suck