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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:42am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:50pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:46am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:44pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:44pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:03am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:29pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:06pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:04am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:18am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:03am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:48am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:48am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:29pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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