im finna nut and its finna drop no cappo

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said KaChow! I couldn't help it! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son She should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didnt agree with me They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie Not only THAT but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats THATS TORTURE! Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie Either don't ban sex scenes in movie or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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im not even going to drop my thiccknowledge im just going to leave you primitives in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dark
get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you little baby you are far from thicclightenment
you are a kindergarden level of thicc
THICC isnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taught
it is learned

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Cory in the House is not a better anime than King of the Hill. For the most part I agree that it is better than king of the hill, but I have several problems with it:

*Season 17 was far too religious for my liking, the whole satanic curse and rapture thing.

*The rape scene in season 4 episode 7 was unnecessary ass we have already been shown how much of psychopath Mr. President is. All it did was make me cry for an hour and a half.

*The battle between cory and the order of the old gods was far too long. I felt like they were just drawing it out to make more money.

*There was a huge plot hole in season 3 when the white house was teleported to the realm of chaos. Shouldn't the celestial barrier that newt put up in season 1 stopped the magic circle from being completed?

Other than those few points I have to agree that Cory in the House is one of the best animes ever made.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the this video tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is he making scam videos? This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Lewis to be a nice young lad and a fine example to us all. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these web-sites must be run as a charity where everyone wins and there's no rake???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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send this MEM to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your ILLEGAL MEMER

Say that to my face irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. azunyan is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.

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ey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

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You have been visited by the dank weed leaf of ultimate euphoria and autism! Fame and eternal no scopes will come to you but first you need to 420 $wagsc0p3 this message to 5 other MLG blokes. If you do the $wagsc0p3 (must be really dank), then you will be a proper MLG bloke no scoping m80. If not, you will be hardscoped to kill by campers for the rest of eternity

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I sexually identify as a clock. Everyday I dream of winding up and blowing up inside schools throughout Texas.You can tell me it's impossible, but I don't care. I’m having a plastic surgeon strap ball bearings and C-4 to my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “tick....tick...boom” and respect my right to give from above and give eagerly. If you can’t accept me you’re a chronomentrophobe and need to check your time privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Hello.
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