im finna nut and its finna drop no cappo

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said KaChow! I couldn't help it! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son She should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didnt agree with me They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie Not only THAT but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats THATS TORTURE! Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie Either don't ban sex scenes in movie or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

MEMES???? 💦💦👅👅 more like 👅👅 me-MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HOLIDAYS🌲🎅 MY MISTLETOE 🎅🌲SLIMY EgG nOgg ♥♥♥♥♥ 🎅🎅 hope DADDY SANTA fills U WITH THAT COOKIE FROSTING🍪 😩🍆💦 get ready to receive some JOY😉 in that package🍆🍆, unwrap some lacy GIFT WRAPPING 😉😉 and wrap some GARLAND around her wrists tonight 😉😉🌲send this to your NAUGHTIEST ho-ho-hoes 🔞 and if you get 4 back 🙁🙁 you're a sad wittle lump of COAL💔 if you get 8 back, you DADDY SANTAS LITTLE HELPER😏🍆💦 if you get 12 back, YOU DA DADDY SANTA gettin all the LADIES in ur GINGERBREAD HOUSE! GET READY TO SPREAD THAT FROSTING all OVER 😯😯

I sexually Identify as High Noon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly over across the battlefield shooting deadly bullets at disgusting bastions. People say to me that a person being a time on a clock is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary hour hands, 30 mm second hands and AMG-114 Hellfire minute hands on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Deadeye” and respect my right to shoot fish in a barrel and call the undertaker. If you can’t accept me you’re a timeaphobe and need to check your time privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm Adolf Hitler, and this is my Comcast. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Mods. Everything in here has a data cap and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that customer support.

you ♥♥♥♥♥ dont know ♥♥♥♥ about thicc
im not even going to drop my thiccknowledge im just going to leave you primitives in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dark
get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you little baby you are far from thicclightenment
you are a kindergarden level of thicc
THICC isnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taught
it is learned