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|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 10 Feb @ 4:55pm 
hahahahahah....wait i should not la...hahahhahahahahahah
27 May, 2020 @ 11:00am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 13 Aug, 2018 @ 7:31pm 
What's goin' on, ol' buddy, ol' pal?
Iljap 13 Aug, 2018 @ 11:45am 
What in the world Sag Mertin!!!
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 10 Aug, 2018 @ 9:30pm 
So I was peeing in a urinal at school and I guess I was standing too far back and a kid saw my weiner and he was like "holy shoot! I've only seen pee pees that big in porn. You're like a god."

But anyway, it's always a tough decision for me to wiz standing or sitting because my ding dong is so big that it's like aiming a fire hose into the toilet bowl...gets super messy. But if I'm sitting my all-beef hot dog dunks into the water. Any advice?

Ah forget it, I'll just have to tie you up and drain the main vain in your gaping brown eye.
Iljap 22 Jul, 2016 @ 11:47am 
Cabin TRIP! ♥♥♥ YEAH!
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 21 Jul, 2016 @ 7:54pm 
Cabin Trip! Cabin Trip! Cabin Trip!
Iljap 21 Jul, 2016 @ 10:37am 
♥♥♥ u Seg Mertin!!!!
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 20 Jul, 2016 @ 6:43pm 
What up now Swedes? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bertyom R-Bull 18 Jun, 2016 @ 3:09pm 
+rep
Lil Genki 8 May, 2016 @ 11:17am 
sut den
МаленькийКальмар 5 Apr, 2016 @ 1:15pm 
Kokoro dakero toza sanai deide.
Max 24 Mar, 2016 @ 5:30am 
=3
Iljap 23 Mar, 2016 @ 6:36pm 
Ohhh ♥♥♥ u Qlimax CYKA BLYAT!
Max 23 Mar, 2016 @ 5:43pm 
Cyka ヾ(  ̄O ̄)ツ
МаленькийКальмар 17 Mar, 2016 @ 1:12pm 
агент Сосукэ Сагара
Shimu-chan-senpai 10 Jan, 2016 @ 1:56am 
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Sosi jopu 8 Jan, 2016 @ 9:12am 
i ♥♥♥♥ your mom,stay afk noob
Shimu-chan-senpai 19 Nov, 2015 @ 12:00pm 
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|S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! 30 Sep, 2015 @ 5:42am 
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
3x Backdoor Sluts 9
1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
6x Magnum condoms
5x Bananas
1x Small Condom
2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
1x Deag's Rust Career

Please respond back to us using your old email: i♥♥♥♥inglovecock2@hotmail.net
Thanks for your patience, Ben Dover.
Courage✪Master 5 Aug, 2015 @ 2:39pm 
-rep,boosting him all the time :scarecrowface:
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Derrick Trade Banned 29 Mar, 2015 @ 8:42am 
Added to discuss the money price to your ★ M9 Bayonet | Scorched.
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|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 24 Dec, 2014 @ 7:14am 
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|S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! 14 Dec, 2014 @ 2:03pm 
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DeezNuts 26 Nov, 2014 @ 8:08pm 
yeah
Iljap 26 Nov, 2014 @ 3:27pm 
Like i am scared for Kim Lol ♥♥♥
DeezNuts 26 Nov, 2014 @ 3:05pm 
KIM JOHN UN
Iljap 26 Nov, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
Who is kim...WHO IS KIM??! Youtubehacks you confusing ♥♥♥!
DeezNuts 26 Nov, 2014 @ 1:59pm 
kim is coming...
Iljap 26 Nov, 2014 @ 1:38pm 
♥♥♥ u GravCat, playing "Trip to Japan" for like 2 years now and still can't finish it you horny ♥♥♥.
--- 26 Nov, 2014 @ 1:29pm 
:smoke:
DeezNuts 17 Nov, 2014 @ 6:36pm 
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Iljap 17 Nov, 2014 @ 6:21pm 
♥♥♥ u, youtubehacks you North Korean mada faka!
DeezNuts 17 Nov, 2014 @ 4:31pm 
정수연
DeezNuts 17 Nov, 2014 @ 4:31pm 
Kim jung un is comin4u
DeezNuts 23 Oct, 2014 @ 3:10pm 
↓↓↓↓ Sorry, Neil :D
Iljap 23 Oct, 2014 @ 3:07pm 
Wow sooo rooooooooood >:(
DeezNuts 23 Oct, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
↓↓↓↓ Down here, is a person who wants to hack. Report VAC-BAN
Iljap 27 Sep, 2014 @ 7:34am 
And down here ↓↓↓↓ Ladies and Gent we have a rood person a pro csgo player and a haxor.
DeezNuts 26 Sep, 2014 @ 8:06pm 
+rep thank you for you acc
eyecarrot19 4 Aug, 2014 @ 8:29pm 
Neil, im very sorry to you for this incedent. We have some deals with gravy and i had to do this. U maybe will not uban me and remember, but i just want u to forgive me...Double sorry for that, Neil. Good bye
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