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|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 10 Şub @ 16:55 
hahahahahah....wait i should not la...hahahhahahahahahah
27 May 2020 @ 11:00 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 13 Ağu 2018 @ 19:31 
What's goin' on, ol' buddy, ol' pal?
Iljap 13 Ağu 2018 @ 11:45 
What in the world Sag Mertin!!!
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 10 Ağu 2018 @ 21:30 
So I was peeing in a urinal at school and I guess I was standing too far back and a kid saw my weiner and he was like "holy shoot! I've only seen pee pees that big in porn. You're like a god."

But anyway, it's always a tough decision for me to wiz standing or sitting because my ding dong is so big that it's like aiming a fire hose into the toilet bowl...gets super messy. But if I'm sitting my all-beef hot dog dunks into the water. Any advice?

Ah forget it, I'll just have to tie you up and drain the main vain in your gaping brown eye.
Iljap 22 Tem 2016 @ 11:47 
Cabin TRIP! ♥♥♥ YEAH!
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 21 Tem 2016 @ 19:54 
Cabin Trip! Cabin Trip! Cabin Trip!
Iljap 21 Tem 2016 @ 10:37 
♥♥♥ u Seg Mertin!!!!
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 20 Tem 2016 @ 18:43 
What up now Swedes? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bertyom R-Bull 18 Haz 2016 @ 15:09 
+rep
Lil Genki 8 May 2016 @ 11:17 
sut den
МаленькийКальмар 5 Nis 2016 @ 13:15 
Kokoro dakero toza sanai deide.
Max 24 Mar 2016 @ 5:30 
=3
Iljap 23 Mar 2016 @ 18:36 
Ohhh ♥♥♥ u Qlimax CYKA BLYAT!
Max 23 Mar 2016 @ 17:43 
Cyka ヾ(  ̄O ̄)ツ
МаленькийКальмар 17 Mar 2016 @ 13:12 
агент Сосукэ Сагара
Shimu-chan-senpai 10 Oca 2016 @ 1:56 
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Sosi jopu 8 Oca 2016 @ 9:12 
i ♥♥♥♥ your mom,stay afk noob
Shimu-chan-senpai 19 Kas 2015 @ 12:00 
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|S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! 30 Eyl 2015 @ 5:42 
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
3x Backdoor Sluts 9
1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
6x Magnum condoms
5x Bananas
1x Small Condom
2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
1x Deag's Rust Career

Please respond back to us using your old email: i♥♥♥♥inglovecock2@hotmail.net
Thanks for your patience, Ben Dover.
Courage✪Master 5 Ağu 2015 @ 14:39 
-rep,boosting him all the time :scarecrowface:
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Derrick Takas Yasaklı 29 Mar 2015 @ 8:42 
Added to discuss the money price to your ★ M9 Bayonet | Scorched.
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Link ( {BAĞLANTI SİLİNDİ} ) See my screenshot
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REPOST TO 5 PEOPLE TO PROVE THAT YOUR LIFE IS ♥♥♥♥
|S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin 24 Ara 2014 @ 7:14 
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|S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! 14 Ara 2014 @ 14:03 
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DeezNuts 26 Kas 2014 @ 20:08 
yeah
Iljap 26 Kas 2014 @ 15:27 
Like i am scared for Kim Lol ♥♥♥
DeezNuts 26 Kas 2014 @ 15:05 
KIM JOHN UN
Iljap 26 Kas 2014 @ 14:35 
Who is kim...WHO IS KIM??! Youtubehacks you confusing ♥♥♥!
DeezNuts 26 Kas 2014 @ 13:59 
kim is coming...
Iljap 26 Kas 2014 @ 13:38 
♥♥♥ u GravCat, playing "Trip to Japan" for like 2 years now and still can't finish it you horny ♥♥♥.
--- 26 Kas 2014 @ 13:29 
:smoke:
DeezNuts 17 Kas 2014 @ 18:36 
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Iljap 17 Kas 2014 @ 18:21 
♥♥♥ u, youtubehacks you North Korean mada faka!
DeezNuts 17 Kas 2014 @ 16:31 
정수연
DeezNuts 17 Kas 2014 @ 16:31 
Kim jung un is comin4u
DeezNuts 23 Eki 2014 @ 15:10 
↓↓↓↓ Sorry, Neil :D
Iljap 23 Eki 2014 @ 15:07 
Wow sooo rooooooooood >:(
DeezNuts 23 Eki 2014 @ 14:47 
↓↓↓↓ Down here, is a person who wants to hack. Report VAC-BAN
Iljap 27 Eyl 2014 @ 7:34 
And down here ↓↓↓↓ Ladies and Gent we have a rood person a pro csgo player and a haxor.
DeezNuts 26 Eyl 2014 @ 20:06 
+rep thank you for you acc
eyecarrot19 4 Ağu 2014 @ 20:29 
Neil, im very sorry to you for this incedent. We have some deals with gravy and i had to do this. U maybe will not uban me and remember, but i just want u to forgive me...Double sorry for that, Neil. Good bye
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