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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 867.4 hrs on record (225.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Nov, 2016 @ 12:46pm

Think back to when you were young.
To the day your overly religious obese mother first put her hands on you. Difficult times indeed.
Thankfully we've learned to let go and forgive, and in turn we've grown up to become fine young adults, but what if you could go back and do it differently?
Shed those tears and make them count. Sure it may look like you're running away, but you'll face your demons eventually.


This is a game that lets you do just that, and it can go even further than your wildest imagination.
A childs tears will always hurt a mother, but what about laser tears? Toxic tears? Bomb tears, or even homing missile tears?
Call in the aid of some of your lost pets, and toys that you thought you'd never see again.
If you're lucky, maybe you'll get some help from an angel, or will you sell your soul to the devil?

Try it out, and don't be disheartened if you won't succeed straight away, it'll only get easier. Until everything is terrible again.
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