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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 623.9 hrs on record (292.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Nov, 2018 @ 5:18am

If you like Sci-fi stuff, buy this game.
If you want to conquer the galaxy, buy this game.
If you want to build a space fleet, buy this game.
If you want to be an evil emperor, buy this game and destroy the galaxy.
If you hate humanity, buy this game and slaughter them.
If you love humanity, buy this game and save them from the evil aliens.
If you don't have any friends, buy this game and spend all your time on it.
If you have many friends, buy this game and play with them.
If you don't know what to buy on the steam sales, buy this game.
If you don't know what to buy after the steam sales, buy this game.
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Flicker 26 Jul, 2019 @ 12:04pm 
Reviewed while drunken :steammocking:
DinoForeSkin 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:02pm 
If you like 4x games, dont buy this one save your money.
Surfo the Last Wave Bender 21 Dec, 2018 @ 9:19am 
this comment made my decision for me
Big Tim 20 Dec, 2018 @ 6:45pm 
Best review I have seen in a while lol
Calabora 16 Dec, 2018 @ 8:29am 
Hey man, should I buy this game?
...... 6 Dec, 2018 @ 7:47pm 
lol HaddockA every game dev is greedy every realease platform is greedy , life with it or wreck your pc , ps4,xbox1, switch or what ever game device you have and go into solitude
eyesoff 6 Dec, 2018 @ 12:58pm 
Just wondering if you like this game... :p
AntonyMosly 2 Dec, 2018 @ 7:58am 
your loss HaddockA, you are not gonna find many 4x grand strategy space games like this one.
cascader101 2 Dec, 2018 @ 1:50am 
Lol, I like your review! I feel pretty much the same way.
HaddockA 28 Nov, 2018 @ 12:28am 
I refuse to buy any game from such a horrible and greedy company like Paradox.