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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:19am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:05am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:42am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:51am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:59am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:14am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 2:00am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:07am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:57am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:34am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:37am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 1:59am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 4:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:18am



Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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