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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:05am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 8:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:24am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:15am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 8:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:28am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:26am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 11:54am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 10:30am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:56am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:27am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:02am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:21am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 11:19am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:15am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:37am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 4:14pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:04am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:32am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:09am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:44am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:35am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:28pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:09pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:08am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:47am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 10:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:41am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:23am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:16am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:08am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:33am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 5:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 5:46pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:00am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:32am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:52am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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